What is the definition of Deborah Infection?

Oh, let's chat about 'deborah infection' - it's like the creepy-crawly cousin of "getting sick" but with a side of bad taste and questionable hygiene standards. Imagine if, instead of a pesky bug, you were sneezing non-stop all day and developing this super-slimy, perpetually disgusting skin condition caused by an overzealous (and probably misguided) cleanliness fanatic named Deborah.

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Example sentence with a dash of edginess: "After Deborah's obsessive shower routine, I couldn't shake off the feeling of a murky, invisible germ that would make even the most seasoned spa pro's skin crawl – or in this case, my nose."